"Experts" say that when quitting smoking prepare yourself for a period of "mourning", you can become so depressed and upset from not smoking that you actually feel like you have experienced a great loss....For real? okay well I admit at times I feel as though I have lost... my sanity, but do not worry I don't feel the need to go hide in a dark corner and cut my self or hurl my nicotine deprived body over a bridge or anything. So I guess on that note I must be doing pretty good? eh, how 'bout that :) Way to go me, I rule.
But for ceremonial reasons I shall take this time to say goodbye and reflect on all those special ciggies who have accompanied me over the years:
~So long cigarette with morning coffee, you always hit the spot.
~Au revoir post coitus cig, you were always my favorite.
~Adios, "I've done a good amount of my to do list now I can go have a smoke ciggy", you always felt well deserved.
~Auf Weidersehen, Beer drinking football watching cig, I think I just might miss you most of all, but I hate long good byes so that's all I'm going to say.
~Arrivederci, To all my other smokey smokes I know I enjoyed each and every one of you, it's been a good run thanks for hangin'... Now get the hell out before I change my damn mind!
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